Pirate Treasure : Author's comments

We ran through our roles several times. They didn’t want subtle for this film;Frenzy cover we were partying pirates, which meant whooping and swaying and swigging grog. My bloke had his arm round my waist and I sprawled against him while trying to grab at the leather flask he held teasingly beyond my reach. It was during a quiet moment while another couple were being put through the motions that I glanced down and realised that my left nipple had ridden above the low-cut woollen bodice and was enjoying the freedom, jutting out against the thin cloth of the shirt. I also realised the uncomfortable pressure against my right bum-cheek wasn’t a pistol-stock: it was an importunate hard-on. I twisted around to flash my pirate a look. Under a layer of artificial tan and dirt he wasn’t capable of blushing but he grimaced and muttered, ‘Sorry.’

I grinned and gave him a wiggle to let him know that the only hard feelings involved were those of his cock.


bulletPlot: Not supernatural. The narrator is a film extra working as a pirate lass on a  B-movie. She's asked to sit in another extra's lap for a big tavern scene and as the filming goes on ... and on ... she and he take the opportunity for a little adult-rated fun...

Sexual themes: Sex in public.

bulletNotes: This was the first contemporary non-supernatural erotica I wrote, I believe - which probably explains why it's so short ! I wrote it for submission to a magazine, but when that magazine didn't even bother to reply I put it up on this website, where it was seen by editor Alison Tyler and requested for her upcoming anthology of really short stories: Frenzy: 60 stories of sudden sex. At 1400 words it's actually one of the longest in the collection.

The two seeds of this story were:

1) I own the pirate dress my protagonist wears. I adore pirate costume and I love that dress - which was made to order based on the one Geena Davis wears in Cutthroat Island
2) A friend of mine had been a zombie extra in the straight-to-video Brit-flick The Vanguard. He told us about the process and it sounded fascinating, so when I decided to write this story I rang him and picked his brains.

Pirates are way more fun than zombies though. 

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